DISCLAIMER!!!!....we did NOT cuss at our house. Think soap in mouth.
THAT SAID. At 5:00 Every Single Night, my Dad would call home to see if he was supposed to pick anything up from the store on his way home.
I answered it, thinking it was him, of course and said “Yeah? What the he!! do YOU want”?
It was the Pastor.
Um.
We had our Pastor over after church one Sunday. I made English Muffin pizzas. Something that he loved. Well he sat down and dug in. My middle kid yelled "Mom! He's eating and he didn't pray!!!" LOL