They have these things nowadays called books, and I heard of this one thing called the interwebs or something. Supposedly these doohickeys are filled up with information of all sorts, some of which is historical in nature.
>>>They have these things nowadays called books
Books are old-fashioned things, and the youth of today have no time for them. Why should a school kid buy a book, when he can have cooler stuff like video games, ipods, mobile phones, and action figures (sarc).
I fear for the future of American democracy.