[MasterGunner01]

There have been many years since John “Ace” McCain strapped on an A-4 Skyhawk and catapulted into the air to attack America's enemies. I'm not certain that the Senator's enlarged and pompous posterior would fit the snug A-4 cockpit or the bloated head that contains his ego would allow the canopy to fully close.

If we can modify an A-4 for Sen. McCain, launch him on a kamikaze mission to Syria (after padlocking the ejection seat and canopy) with just enough gas to get there.

Juan McStain goes forth to glory for Emperor Zer0. Banzai! Banzai!!

[Zhang Fei]

Juan McStain goes forth to glory for Emperor Zer0. Banzai! Banzai!!

ROTFLMAO. Thanks. That was just hilarious.