"Following up on his blowout wins in Florida and Nevada, Mitt Romney is showing equal parts electability and inevitability as he is poised to put in a powerful performance at the polls in the key swing state of Colorado. Official returns are set to arrive shortly.
Meanwhile in what many are calling a shocking waste of taxpayer money in these troubled economic times, Missouri is holding a non-binding primary that the political pundits are saying is the equivalent of a beauty contest and not worth taking seriously at all. In fact, not all of the candidates even bothered applying for the ballot.
In other news, Minnesota, the state that elected pro-wrestler Jesse Ventura as their governor and Saturday Night Live alumnus Al Franken as its senator, is keeping its eccentric reputation alive by showing some very unexpected, some say downright kooky results in its Republican primary. Stay tuned for the details after this lengthy expose on the Madonna Superbowl malfunction and the latest hijinks from the Kardashians. Rest assured we will break into the coverage as soon as the final word on Mitt Romney's blowout win in Colorado comes into our news desk."
You did that scary good.
Dat you Brit?
Holy bad word! Did I just see santo on the fox news crawl winning in CO too.?? Whoa. Wow. Pinch me!
Santorum may have stopped the Romney bucks machine!!
But.... but... but will Mitt call Rick?
Honestly, I think you should send that. And I also think you should provide one in which you state the reality of the votes.
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