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Scientists say a patch of ancient seagrass in the Mediterranean is up to 200,000 years and could be the oldest known living thing on Earth. Australian researchers, who genetically sampled the seagrass covering 40 sites from Spain to Cyprus, say it is one of the world's most resilient organisms - but it has now begun to decline due to global warming.

Hmmmm, I'm the oldest one in my immediate family, and I have begun to decline ...... must be Global Warming!

I'm now fully convinced by their arguments.

(beating drum and chanting)

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!

STOP MY DECLINE!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!

SAVE COL FREEPER!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING!

[Pssst, all you declining FReeper oldsters better quickly get in on this movement so that you can stop your decline too.]