Hasn't anyone ever heard of flipping to the Puppy Bowl at the Super Bowl half time? It's so easy. Find out where your TV channel is for the Animal Channel, and go there instantly when they start half-time. You know they're going to drag halftime out to over a half hour, and you can relax and enjoy yourself and not have to watch a stumbling, ugly, anti-American, lip syncing jackass insult you.
PUPPY BOWL!