Q. What do you call a Patriots fan with a bottle of champagne?
A. A waiter.
OMG...I am so borrowing that one to spread around NH tomorrow...
Q. What do you call a Patriots fan with a bottle of champagne?
A. A waiter.
Got a Patriots fan in your life? Sic 'em. (Lots of John 'why the long face' Kerry types around New England this morning...)