[TexasRedeye]

...when he emptied his .38-caliber revolver into Coleman>>>

When my wife was taking her Concealed Carry class here in Texas, the instructor told the class that when the judge asks why you shot the victim 19 times the correct answer is, "That's all the ammo I had!"

But, this is Texas!

[21twelve]

I saw an ad about if you buy at least $2000 worth of some fancy mattress, pillows etc. you could get your choice of a 32” LCD T.V. or a Springfield XD in either 9 mm or .40 caliber. (Texas of course!)

[DallasSun]

LOL! You made my day. Thank you so much for that posting...still laughing. Husband said it sounded just like something I would say.

[Secret Agent Man]

Because 18 wasn’t enough to stop the threat, and 20 would have been more than necessary.