Man. That was quite a zinger! And you thought it up right out of the blue? Essentially, you have two types of posts here on FR. The first type is “hey, look! So and so is a Mittbot! Daaaaaady!” Then the second type is when you insult people who call you on that. But, if it works for you....
Volley ball is clearly not your sport; try three-color checkers, its so intellectual, and you’ll get extra credit for being bold.