[JustSayNoToNannies]

You just don't appreciate the Conservative principle of chemically altering your mental state for personal enjoyment.

Conservatives don't drink alcohol?

All the time.

Apples and oranges compared to LSD, heroin, coke etc.

We straights know exactly the implication, what "altered mental states" points to in common usage, illicit drug use. Druggies use that term, live for that concept.

You really dont talk about "altered mental states" when having a Budweiser.

But you get one nonetheless. Is that not a conservative thing to do?

[ejonesie22]

You don't disappoint.

Good luck with that Alcohol / Heroin equivalence argument thing bro, its been tried before but maybe you'll pull it off, folks are getting dumber in general.

Keep it between the rails and don't let the man find your stash.

Peace out dude...