was the exit poller a natural born citizen?
Are you absolutely certain that Romney is a natural born citizen?
Are you sure Romney isn't actually Al Gore?
Ever notice how, when Romney's "up" and excited and getting people all worked up about ManBearPig, he looks, moves, acts, and sounds just like the Gorebot?
Come to think of it, has anyone ever seen Mittens and the Gorebot in the same room at the same time?