[MarkBsnr]

With apologies to Jim Morrison and the Doors (Riders on the Storm):

Quakers on the Moon
Quakers on the Moon
It really is a boon
To have Quakers on the Moon
If you give a man a gun, he’ll really have some fun
Quakers on the Moon

There’s a Mormon on the road
J Smith is squirming like a toad
Take a great big tithe
And a polygamous wife
If you give this man a vote
You’re hist’ry and I quote
Mormon on the road

You gotta love your Newt
You gotta love your Newt
Your vote you gotta cast
8 years he’s gotta last
On him we all depend
Our country never end
Gotta love your Newt

Romney’s on the stump
Romney’s on the stump
This nation we must save
For the free and for the brave
We’re not a Romney fan
Newt’s our go-to man
Romney’s on the stump

Take the Romney down
Vote for Newt right now
Take the Romney down
Vote for Newxt right now

[MarkBsnr]

Hmm; in rereading this, it sounds like I’m advocating violence against Quakers; didn’t mean it to come out that way. The juxtaposition of guns against the Quaker non violence seemed good at the moment of composition, however, I don’t want anyone to get the wrong idea...

[svcw]

;-)

[reaganaut]

That is hilarious!!!