I'm Jewish. Does that mean I get my own casino?
No..it means your new Rabbi will be G-d Glenn. You will be required to travel to his personal planet for redujumacting.
Forget the Torah..it will be Glenn's version of the truth with a blackboard forever and ever and ever.
He might have slot machines but there will definitely never, ever, ever be any little unforgivable, unlearned, evil newts on his planet.
I’m Jewish. Does that mean I get my own casino?
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LOL. Probably not, but it does mean that to Mormons you are actually a Gentile. I’m not kidding.
Isn’t of the Morning brachos praising G-D for not making them a woman or a gentile?
On a side note, Mormons also believe that ancient Judiasm was really Mormonism and the Jewish Temple actually had modern Mormon temple rituals performed in them. So, basically even Jews are apostates.
the more you know about Mormonism, the weirder and more disturbing it gets.
In Mormonism, “ZION” and “ISRAEL” are Mormons and Mormonism and Indians are “Jews”.
I’m Jewish. Does that mean I get my own casino?
LMAO!