[Smogger]

Barack Obama is a sitting duck, and this is our field? A couple of relics from the 90’s, a man whose flip-flop resume dwarfs that of John Kerry, and an old doddering dwarf whose base is kook fringe truthers and medical marijuana advocates.

Yup. We're toast. How old is Newt Gingrich? He had a full head of white hair 20 years ago and looked old. Fortunately, i'm a partisan not an ideologue, like so many here, so when the time finally comes to raise money and rally the troops I will have little trouble doing it for any one of them, though I'm pretty sure what you have here is the second coming of John McCain.

[HiTech RedNeck]

The second coming of John McCain. Are you kidding.

Maybe both have faded hair and wear an R badge, but that’s about where the similarity stops. If John McCain had put half the verve into opposing Obama that Newt Gingrich is putting now — well, we’d be discussing the re-election of John McCain right now. Newt Gingrich is not your Kentucky Fried Gentleman. Maybe he’d look punker with a Marine shave job, or some Grecian Formula, but why? Many people associate grey or white hair with wisdom.