In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.
Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.
Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. He makes the room spin around him.
Newt Gingrich doesn’t need anyone’s endorsement. They need his.
Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left while driving on the highway. The body was never identified.
There is only one key demographic that matters in TV ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.
In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.