Remeber how the people in North Korea were forced to show how much they missed their recently departed scumbag? How if they didn’t show the proper amount of shock and grief, they were dealt with by being sent to re-education camps to get their heads right? Well, it may get that point here. If you don’t show Dear Reader the proper amount of adulation and respect, you, too, will be dealt with in similar manner. Think about it.
I’m on the Internet. How will they ever know? ;)