The comeback: does your child receive and allowance aka PAY? FOR what? Making their beds, cleaning the bathroom, dusting the floor? Folding the clothes?
You parents are not in BIG TIME TROUBLE.
Maybe he even Bribed his kids to make good grades, when they would then receive a BONUS. how horrible/s
Actually my kids started to do simple chores when they were about 3yrs old, it's called training and they wanted to be near me. That is a normal household. This is the work of a very sick and panicked mind.
That should read: You parents ARE in Big Trouble now.