I like it!
That reminds me of a line from a comedian...I forget who...I wanna say it was Dennis Miller.
Anyway, he was talking to a vegetarian acquaintance of his and asked how she could justify owning a cat.
She replied “I don’t OWN Mittens. She’s a member of the family and she loves me and she loves living here.”
His reply? “Oh yeah? Open the front door.”
(I know, a bit off topic, but pretty good.)
It should be illegal for Liberals to buy door locks, or locks of any kind for that matter.
Liberals lock their doors to protect them from other Liberals.