[kristinn]

I guess with every day passing this year putting you closer to the time when the his & her gov't jets are no longer at your disposal for vacations, and you'll have to pay full, um, freight for your jet-set lifestyle, these would be the hardest days of your marriage.

In all seriousness, a presidential campaign based out of the White House is set to be the hardest part of your 20-year marriage?

Comment deleted in advance to save the moderator the bother.

[Yaelle]

Maybe you should find another Reggie, Barack. Might make the next 10 months more enjoyable for you.

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[shibumi]

"...and I couldn't do it without her. I know she'd love to hear from you today: "

Sorry.

I don't speak Wookie.

[Candor7]

Will you join me in wishing her a happy birthday ?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Buahahahahahahahaha! They are kidding, right?

[tumblindice]

“Michelle, turns 48”

Human years or Wookie?

[cripplecreek]

I’m sure that last 3 years have been pretty hard on quite a few marriages.

[ColdOne]

Excuse me but may i be the first to say...........PUKE!

oh and Plalezzze...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“serve.gov”?? WTF?? Now WE are supposed to SERVE that damn beast?

Foolish me, I thought those people in gov’t were “public servants.”

[Jonty30]

Not that I would do this, wouldn’t the prerequisite be that she be happy first?

[MomwithHope]

He’s just setting things up for when Moochelle leaves him after he becomes the BIGGEST LOSER. He can blame it on the stress of the campaign when in reality, she got her kids and her money and she’s tired of being the beard.

[mountainbunny]

O'Bama said: The next 10 months will be harder than any we've experienced together, and I couldn't do it without her. I know she'd love to hear from you today:

I'm sure she means more to him than anything else in the world. Including that rotten ol' presidency. Nothing but trouble, that thing.

For the sake of his beloved, he ought to drop out so that he can spend every waking moment snuggling with his sweetheart. Now is as good a time as any. Retroactively is nice, too.

[jpf]

Dear Michelle,

Happy Birthday! And since I know you're miserable being the flotus of a thoroughly racists country, populated by stupid people, and sporting an antiquated constitution, I know just what to get you for your Birthday. I'm making a donation to the RNC in the sincere hope that come 2013, you'll be relieved of drudgery of having to be flotus.

[CMailBag]

[VicVega]

Might be the "setup" excuse for zero to back out and let Pantsuit Clinton come in as the nominee.

[Clinging Bitterly]

She can have whatever kind of birthday she wants (she’ll have a nice celebration at our expense I’m sure), I don’t care to wish her jack squat.

[Jane Long]

Next ten months (in OUR house, on our dime) the hardest? Boo flippin’ hoo.

[DemforBush]

Y’know, I honestly cannot remember any previous administration where there was this much whining. Waaaah! It’s tough on me and the missus! Waaah! The Republicans listen to Rush Limbaugh! Waaah! The police acted stupidly!

Life’s hard for everyone, pal. Get used to it.

[Kakaze]

Well once again, when obama fails it won’t be his fault......everyone of us is now responsible. He has put us on notice.

[mass55th]

I wonder where Moochelle and her Secret Service boyfriend will be spending her birthday.

[mirkwood]