Posted on 01/12/2012 7:51:27 PM PST by kristinn
Friend --
When you become president, one thing that happens overnight is that you and everyone you love get a bunch of new nicknames.
I was already pretty used to this. But "FLOTUS," short for First Lady of the United States, is really something else.
I'm writing because our FLOTUS, Michelle, turns 48 on Tuesday, and I know I'm not her only fan out there.
Will you join me in wishing her a happy birthday?
The decision to become part of this campaign was deeply personal for a lot of people, and Michelle and I are no exception. But we both knew, like anyone else who believes in what we're trying to do here, that this was never going to be easy.
This fall, Michelle and I will have been married 20 years. The next 10 months will be harder than any we've experienced together, and I couldn't do it without her. I know she'd love to hear from you today:
http://my.barackobama.com/For-Michelle
Thanks for your support,
Barack
P.S. -- This weekend, people are getting together to volunteer in their communities in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. Find out how you can join in at serve.gov.
Y’know, I honestly cannot remember any previous administration where there was this much whining. Waaaah! It’s tough on me and the missus! Waaah! The Republicans listen to Rush Limbaugh! Waaah! The police acted stupidly!
Life’s hard for everyone, pal. Get used to it.
Well once again, when obama fails it won’t be his fault......everyone of us is now responsible. He has put us on notice.
I wonder where Moochelle and her Secret Service boyfriend will be spending her birthday.
I saw this with his election. I was from then ready to leave this worse great nation. Gang, it's over. These sunshine people who give me crap because I'm negative better smell the coffee. We are a Banana Republic. The Commies have won. The conservatives sat on their arses & were more interested in materialism verse saving the nation. Study the fall of the Roman Empire, Nazis Germany & Alexander Tyler. Don't forget the Communist Manafesto.
The Government can.........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2eh6f5Go0
FAOTUS...
Figure it out for yourself.
I’ll see your donation to the RNC, and I’ll raise you four one-way tickets to Liberia.
It's a cookbook!
There, fixed it.
To show that I am not niggardly, here is my birthday present to the FWOTUS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVgAzbuKjZY
Ah, the NEW cookbook? “To Serve Goverment”
I could go for that.
Dear Michelle,
I knew it was 48. I guessed it was 48 to 50, but I never dreamed you would announce to the world the true measurement of that monster butt of yours.
So Michelle, when you’re in a swimming pool, does your butt FLOTUS or does it sink to the bottom.
Anyway, please have a Happy Butt-day.
Your pal,
Angry White Guy...
xxxooo
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That makes two of us, (but mine is worse than yours).
Re-elect me or the marriage gets it?
This clown redefines shameless.
Richard Kiel, pre ‘braces’ LOL!!! Great episode from the greatest science fiction TV show ever!!!
10 months.
About 300 days.
She only has 150 vacation days left in the year.
Sounds like something that could go viral: donate $48 on Michelle’s birthday to your favorite candidate or the RNC.
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