It’s a great big universe
And we’re all really puny
We’re just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It’s big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It’s a big universe and we’re not.
Ha! You’re one in a million, man!
Of course, statistically speaking, that means there’s somewhere near 7,000 like you just here on earth. And with 160 billion planets in the Milky Way and 170 billion galaxies out there...
Drat. I guess you are pretty darn commonplace, actually. Sorry about that.