I'm 25% happy. 3 more bangs, 3 more THUDS on the cold mud would make me 100% happier;) Hey criminals: Play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.
Had a punk break in on me. I was getting out of the shower and saw him with his crowbar trying to pry the lock.
Rushed him robe and all, he panicked. I picked up his crowbar, and he fled.
Then I called 911 after the place was secured. Still have the crowbar. Cop came out to investigate. He was pissed that he missed the burglar.