LOL..I remember that one! I didn’t know the first verse very well, but the second one I did. The version I learned was similar, but with a twist in the last 2 lines: “I met her at the door with a deadly 44, now there won’t be a teacher anymore, SHUT THE DOOR!”. I think the last 3 words were an afterthought; and besides, it rhymed!
Ooops.! That one didn’t turn out well... (embarrassed now) Post button must’ve stuck, or something.. :(