Colmes would undoubtedly think I’m also a sick twisted person because I kissed my mother on the forehead shortly after she died. Colmes apparently thinks that displaying any significant amount of human compassion disqualifies a person as a ‘progressive’. To be consistent in his beliefs, Colmes should insist that he and his family be consigned to landfills immediately upon their deaths so that they can regenerate nature most efficiently, rather than sequestering them with burial or polluting the earth through incineration.
Another practice that I’m sure that Alan Colmes would find infinitely preferable is to have himself and his family dissolved in a lye solution immediately upon their deaths, and then poured down sewer drains. This is after, of course, they are completely harvested for all vital organs. I’m just thinking like a true Progressive of which Alan Colmes pretends to be one here.