I plan to add a .30 caliber long gun and .357 mag revolver to my collection this year that I just know will end up in a horrific boating accident and them sinking to the bottom of the lake. :)
And just why would you be taking a rifle and revolver out in a boat? Mmmmm? The only gun one would use is a shotgun for duck hunting.
You do know that this has gotten to be a very old and unamusing kind of post?