[no-to-illegals]

Having my spouse dig all those post holes was difficult. I borrowed your new Linksys Wireless Chicken Router when you weren't looking. Cleaned it up real good. Hope you didn't notice. That dead spot under the gingko tree has me concerned. Cannot get the spouse out to dig it out. May need to borrow that new Linksys Wireless Chicken Router again. If it works as well as it did the last time, I'm gonna fire the spouse and the hamsters.

[Scoutmaster]

I wouldn't worry so much about the dead spout under the gingko tree. We have an illegal to take care of that; he's a tad touchy about how you pronounce his name, though.