If “everybody’s different” then two of them have to be the same. It’s the only way to be different.
Not if you are a snowflake.
I volunteer to be the same as Scoutmaster. As I was just saying to myself the other day:
"Self" (we have known each other for some time and I no longer feel the need to refer to me as Mr. Self), I said, "what are we going to do about us?"
"I don't know. What do I think?"
"I asked me first."
"I know, but I don't really care, so I'd like to know what I think. I've always respected my opinion."
"I like the way I think. I think we could go places together."
"We make a great team, I and I."
I would share the rest of the conversation with you, but some of it was personal.