I'm experienced in eating food prepared and cooked by Boy Scouts well removed from showers, in the woods, served to me as a surprise with eagerness, a smile, a "here, Mr. [Scoutmaster], try this!", and a "he ate it! I told you he would eat it!
Tentacle would be a treat.
Don’t wanna eat one of McCthlulu’s (sp?) appendages. I’m funny about eating anything that lives under the fridge. Call me crazy....
On second thought, for the small charge of $29.95 plus shipping, I can mail you one of my tentacles when it falls off. No COD orders accepted.