[ThomasThomas]

It is also called Grandfather’s Graybeard and it ain’t grandfather and it ain’t a beard.

Tillandsia usneoides

Bromeliaceae

They say it is related to a pineapple

[Darksheare]

If you listen, you can almost hear it muttering darkly.
Probably just a bunch of backyard gossip from the stuff, nothing to be concerned with.
Except when it starts critiquing your clothing.

[Silentgypsy]

Aren’t orchids bromeliads? This is all so confusing....