I’ll share your beets, but I draw the line at giving up guacamole.
I'd say this means war, but only if we can work it into our schedules and it's a Nerf-type thing with unlimited time-outs when we can share anecdotes and hors d'oeuvres. Definitely hors d'oeuvres. And a newsletter with clip art. We need a War Newsletter with a mailing list.
Did I mention matching t-shirts and silly hats?