[Darksheare]

McCthulhu may be a spawn of Xagthrath the Grumbling Rug.
In which case, the shed tentacles could develop into further spawn.
If so, a steady diet of unwary dust bunnies, zombies, door to door salesmen and mimes would keep him fit and trim.

[Tax-chick]

But if we get too many of them, we’ll have to order more shower curtains and turn loose the dwarves.

[Scoutmaster]

Spawn? I read in one of the grocery store 'we're not for purchase; we're just a lending library for when the line is slow' magazines that Xagthrath had been neutered on the air as part of a Today Show Responsible Pet Owners' Week special. Or maybe it was spayed.

Or both.

[Silentgypsy]

“McCthulhu may be a spawn of Xagthrath the Grumbling Rug.” I don’t want to create disharmony or anything, but does McCthulhu *look* anything like Xagthrath? After all, breeding always tells. Then again, discretion is the better part of valor, so if this shouldn’t be brought up, just forget it.

[RKBA Democrat]

“McCthulhu may be a spawn of Xagthrath the Grumbling Rug.
In which case, the shed tentacles could develop into further spawn.”

That’s not good. I’ve just been tossing the tentacles in the trash and today was trash day.

Well, if you read about mysterious disappearances of sanitation workers in Virginia, you’ll have an idea of what happened.