[Scoutmaster]

He survived childhood because his dog was smarter than he was.

The whole family had problems. They kept calling Lassie 'she' and the dog was male.

[Darksheare]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2642021/posts?page=192#192
Initially posted in the January 2011 undead thread, generated due to me misreading ‘Butterfly” as ‘Battlefly’.

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“Want to see what eats this kid?”

Mommy!
“It’s eating Timmy again!”
*facepalm*

[DJ MacWoW]

Well someone figured out something because Timmy got here somehow. Then again, there’s always adoption. ;-)