That was beautiful! (I’m still in 2004 archives of UT.)
Pennsylvania is known for it’s beer, or are you in a blue-law or whatever you call it state?
If ever anyone were in a state that could also be called a quandary, it would be those of us in Maryland. But we can get beer here.
I stopped at the local place a few years ago, and told the fellow: "My wife wanted me to get milk for the kids. I told her that I had to pick up some beer, but if there was any money left I'd get some milk too."
The PA beer is better.