"The illegals I met last night."

Self | 1/1/2012 | Bern Pearson

[NicknamedBob]

"Spitting image of my twin sister, and my twin sister was the Tri-Counties Combined Expectoration All-Around Champion"

Whenever I see the President's head yammering away on TV, "expect oration" is my immediate response.

[Darksheare]

Would explain the zombies, the dust bunnies, the mutations in certain specific lifeforms.
A mix of medical nanites, maintenance assemblers, information nodes, command systems, all jumbled together.

[NicknamedBob]

Doesn’t reduce the importance of the message, “Stay out of there!”, though.

Tsk-Tsk. We can send three Habitats out beyond Mars, but we can’t walk through the lower-level corridors the same way twice.

[Silentgypsy]

I just lost it lol! (Re: Frank and Jake, I mean.)

[NicknamedBob]

"Rats. I always wanted to wear a uniform."

My title here on the Flying Castle is "The Weatherman". Ostensibly, I'm in charge of the weather for Earth and Mars.

However, the rest of my department, and especially their necessary equipment, has not been, shall we say, put into position yet.

So I take care of the weather in three enclosed Habitats, connected only by a tube transport system.

You can be a part of my "work force", payment and responsibilities of completely uncertain and arbitrary nature, (isn't that just like the weather!), and the uniform of the day is always whatever you happen to be wearing.

[Silentgypsy]

I fall asleep unpredictably at times. Do you have any positions that don’t require being awake?

[NicknamedBob]

"I fall asleep unpredictably at times. Do you have any positions that don’t require being awake?"

My voting stance in the next Presidential elections.

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

Frank is the baby - well, about-to-be-former baby.
Jake is a cat, of sorts. (Shannon is really a cat, for sure.)
Ash is a dog.

At least, this is what a non-resident would think, looking at their pictures. If you ask them, it’s more confusing.

[NicknamedBob]

"If you ask them, it’s more confusing."

I know. From their viewpoint, they are the wise, mature individuals. We are the untrainable morons.

They're like teenagers that way.

[Tax-chick]

Good observation.

[no-to-illegals]

Neither of you will ever catch me cutting in on null and void. This romance has possibilities fanfan. Not I, but the one with null and void.

So, are you a guy or a gal?

Some here know. Most of the time my spouse knows. I think or at least I hope so. Sometimes though, the spouse refuses to treat me like my gender is a known.

Keep null and void happy (please). I am not in need of more scars.

[no-to-illegals]

Having my spouse dig all those post holes was difficult. I borrowed your new Linksys Wireless Chicken Router when you weren't looking. Cleaned it up real good. Hope you didn't notice. That dead spot under the gingko tree has me concerned. Cannot get the spouse out to dig it out. May need to borrow that new Linksys Wireless Chicken Router again. If it works as well as it did the last time, I'm gonna fire the spouse and the hamsters.

[Monkey Face]

Got any 8’s? The Chinese think 8 is a very lucky number and you have THREE of them!!! (You DID say your bag for the hospital stay was packed, including cat hair, yes?)

[Darksheare]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2831013/posts

Road dog isn’t doing well.
Prayers are requested.

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning and thanks for the reorientation.

[Silentgypsy]

Prayers for RoadDog up and continuing.

[Monkey Face]

I’m making spaghetti for a couple that is in the hospital. He went in for a heart by-pass and she joined him because she was exhausted.

They visit me once a month, so the least I can do is cook a meal for them.

[Not A Snowbird]

Prayers sent.

[Scoutmaster]

I wouldn't worry so much about the dead spout under the gingko tree. We have an illegal to take care of that; he's a tad touchy about how you pronounce his name, though.