Posted on 12/29/2011 7:30:12 PM PST by Red Steel
I’m going to renovate the bathroom. It’s going to be tough to defecate towards the East but I think I manage the redesign. I wonder what would happen if someone stole that black rock. Wouldn’t that be a hoot to send it on the moon?
I have an Iranian moose limb that lives east of me, No lie
I’d rather melt it where it sits
Guess anal sex no matter what direction is OK with hussein.
The Queer-an is the crap of a one who rapes babies.
And I can't pee facing Mecca without getting my picture in the paper.
I may modify the house and fence to correct that.
/johnny
Thanks for this post. I have not come here as much as I used too. Things have changed. But this thread is like “the old Free Republic.” I’m still proud to be a Freeper.
Won’t work for me but I did a bearing on the family potty and it’s aligned east to west (pretty much just a couple of degrees off) the tank part faces towards the east.
I wish I could face east while peeing or dropping the kids at the pool but the bathroom layout doesn’t permit it.
I think if I was a Marine I would pee to the west and just say I was giving the current Commander in Chief a 1-gun salute.
This article poses a problem for me, since the prophet mohammed’s face is painted inside my toilet bowl.
At the bottom of the bowl, the flush hole is mohammed’s “open mouth.”
One man’s sacred cow is another man’s hamburger meat. I think all these “cultural sensitivities” expressed about Islam on this thread are a violation of my Constitutional rights to the freedom of speech. I personally find them to be offensive.
Me too... and I take diuretics, so I am flooding those rag heads. LOL
turn the outhouse
I always properly orient myself while preparing for a TSA audit. It’s only fitting.
Remember the Hanoi Jane urinal targets? Putting his face on one would be an upgrade for the pedophile, camel humping prophet.
So we have to be ultra sensitive to the feelings of Muzzies but they can burn down Christian churches where people have been to worship...
When they start to show some respect for others who do not think as they do then they can expect the same from westerners. Until then they can go jump in the lake.
What if they feel sick and puke towards Mecca?
Heh, ask and you shall receive...now I just need to find someone to code it...:)
Great theory... but in practice.. I'm a single guy living in a shotgun shack.
East is not a clear shot from where I am.
Of course... I suppose I could go inside to the bathroom.
Nah...
/johnny
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