Newt, alone among the eight reindeers, offers concrete proposals and commitments. Others concentrate on telling us how good they’ve been and how bad things are. One of them, I hear, bore 47 children.
Several of them have bored 300,000,000 Americans...
Oh yeah. His idea of health care reform is promising to cure Alzheimers.
(Truly -- I could not make that up.)
Sounds good, doesn't it?
Too bad he's a charlatan who will promise anything to anyone with a straight face and not an ounce of sincerity, intention or ability to deliver.