The Mitwit:
1. Can be depended upon to appoint stealth pro-aborts and pro-pervs and gun grabbers to SCOTUS and all other fedcourts as dependably as Obozo;
2. Can be relied upon to forego a manly military and foreign policy on the polo club philosophy that the protection of of Muffy's and Skipper's trust funds is obviously the only thing that matters in public policy;
3. Will make the GOP future safe and secure for his fellow trust fund babies, alienate working class and middle class voters to the max on the theory that the USA should be run (without interference by the "inferior" masses, i.e., those making less than $40 million per year) by those who have inherited it and own it;
4. Will send the last exportable American blue collar job to Red China and/or the Third World hellholes, simultaneously satisfying his sense of noblesse oblige (at the expense of the "inferior American community") and reaping better dividends for the trust fund American community;
5. Will succeed in proving that America would have had good reason for thankfulness if the Mitwit's parents, George the Brainwashed and Lenore Lafont Romney had married THEIR pet goats and remained steadfastly faithful;
6. Will appoint a cabinet (reflecting his sense of inclusiveness and noblesse oblige) including paleoPaulie as Secretary of State to end all those wars which are a drag on trust funds, an Islamofascist approved by Al Qaeda or Sean Penn as Secretary of Defense, a really spiffy polo pony as Secretary of Treasury, Planned Barrenhood's choice as Attorney General, Snidely Whiplash as Secretary of Labor, some leading mansion architect as Secretary of HUD, someone from Code Pink to be Secretary of Veterans' Affairs, the head of the National Education Association as Secretary of Education, and one Barack Insane Obozo as Secretary of Health (so to speak) and Human Services (including community organizing); and other appointments such as Van Jones as head of VISTA; a pardoned Bernie Madoff to head up Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae;
7. Will make Obozocare permanent with a few changes for the worse to rename it National Romneycare to show history what a swell guy the Mitwit was as POTUS;
8. Will permanently erase the name of Plastic Man from the roll of comic book superheroes by creating obvious confusion;
9. Will permanently destroy the Republican brand by amply proving that Obozo and Jimmuh Cahtuh were not the very worst presidents in American history nor even the worst airheads;
10, Will extend his solemn regrets on the occasion of the nuclear incineration of Israel when the time comes (probably through his neglect during his adminstration);
11. Will further extend the degradation of Notre Shame by speaking there.
Right on, bro.