When we understood that marrage, family and good friends were the true measure of a man's life.
Now, apparently, Charley Sheen is the gold standard for the commentariate.
Well, I'm happy w/ my friends & family here in Hooterville. I didn't lose anything in NYC and you couldn't pay me enough to live in that sewer.
“Now, apparently, Charley Sheen is the gold standard for the commentariate.”
WHAT???
You mean Tiger Blood, hookers and endlass blow up your nose isn’t the true measure of a man??
Have you told Access Hollywood, and TMZ this?