LOL! I’ve got a wife and two daughters (and my brother-in-law and father-in-law are lawyers).
In the shower I sing that old ABBA song:
Waterloo - I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo - Promise to love you for ever more
Waterloo - Couldn’t escape if I wanted to
Waterloo - Knowing my fate is to be with you
Waterloo - Finally facing my Waterloo
My only defense is threatening to become a Muslim and pronouncing Talaq-Talaq-Talaq