[HiTech RedNeck]

It’s interesting but I don’t know if it proves anything or not.

Here’s a situation I know more about. I have two cats who weigh the same. (All cats have gravity rays they can turn on whereupon, lying upon their humans in bed, they increase their weight by a random factor up to five.) During the night, when I’m asleep, Susie jumps on my feet. Or is it Timmy? I have the covers pulled over my face so I can’t see. It’s only when I beckon whichever cat it was to walk up to my face, that I can see if it was him or her.

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

That sounds about right. I have five cats of varying weights. All can, however, instantaneously concentrate all of their weight into one paw (which just happens to be the paw they are standing on me with). So I'll be in bed and get the 700 lb. icepick-of-doom in my kidney... from a 10 lb. cat...

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

That sounds about right. I have five cats of varying weights. All can, however, instantaneously concentrate all of their weight into one paw (which just happens to be the paw they are standing on me with). So I'll be in bed and get the 700 lb. icepick-of-doom in my kidney... from a 10 lb. cat...