[null and void]

"So if somebody wants to build a coal-powered plant, they can. It's just that it will bankrupt them because they’re going to be charged a huge sum for all that greenhouse gas that's being emitted." ~ Barack Hussein Obama.

Sadly, too late to save this nice couple from a horrible death.

[X-spurt]

Considering an automatic train car loader drops 100 tons in a car in a few seconds, they probably were crushed.

Not to mention when the coal car is rotary dumped into a hopper at the power station.

Unlikely they were found until some unlucky worker had to go clean out a plugged up coal feeder.

[from occupied ga]

Sadly, too late to save this nice couple from a horrible death

How do you know they were a "nice couple?" For a start they were stealing a ride from CSX. I'd go with "pair of idiots" rather than "nice couple."

I suppose it isn't quite as stupid as the moron who managed to get himself and his girfriend eaten by bears in Alaska a few years ago, but on second thought maybe it is. What did they think was going to happen to the coal they were riding on?

[longfellow]

Bushes fault