[EGPWS]

Nationwide, Obama leads Gingrich, 50 percent to 44 percent, and Romney, 47 percent to 46 percent, according to the poll.

I understand the dead voting, however how does one poll the dead?

[I Drive Too Fast]

I understand the dead voting, however how does one poll the dead?

They go to a graveyard and shout "If anyone is not going to vote for Obama please say so", then they figure they must all be for Obama since they didn't hear anything and count it accordingly.