Your tagline isn't bad either.
Thanks, I try. I was going to merely alter it from “Rick Perry has more red flags than a May Day Parade” to “Newt has—” but I didn’t think it sounded original enough. Of course, both are true (of course, if I wanted to be mean, I could’ve said “Newt has as many wives as the last three Presidents combined”... not like the media won’t remind the voters of that on a minute-by-minute basis if he gets the nomination).