Michelle Obama Secret Affair Rumors Surface

Gateway Pundit ^ | September 10,2011 | Jim Hoft

[sushiman]

Just takes the right man to thaw her out .

[sushiman]

If you had to choose one for a night , who would you take : Michelle or Queen Victoria ?

[Bender2]

Re: A secret affair with a secret agent from the secret service?

As a secret agent, I know how to lie, steal, kidnap, counterfeit, suborn and kill. That's my job. I do it with great pride.... BUT sleep with her? NO WAY!

Well, Mr. Jones, after being with Rock Hudson in a submarine full of seamen... who could blame you?

[Baynative]

"I doubt she would risk all the perks she enjoys for some simple pleasures of a extramarital relationship. Just can't see Michelle Antoinette leaving the good life and becoming Michelle Guinevere."

All the elements of an affair such as; romance, lust, intrigue, excitement, sensuality, or passion just don't fit as things one might associate with Michelle Obama.

[SevenofNine]

OH Bender props to that movie take LOL!

I forgot that Rock Hudson was in that movie

Can you imagine what SS agent have say yes to Aunt Esther here LOL!

[sushiman]

Reminds me of a Lenny Bruce routine , which had something to do with racism , where he asks : “ You have the choice between spending 15 years , married to a black woman , or a white woman , kissing and hugging and sleeping close on hot nights . 15 years with a black woman or a white woman . The white woman is Kate Smith and the black woman is Lena Horne . So you are not concerned with black or white any more are you ? “ Hehe...Not that Michelle is a Lena Horne , but she’s not THAT bad IMO . A white First lady of equal looks ( but with some class ) would be called beautiful around here , especially if she was a conservative ! Jackie Kennedy was overrated ( so was JFK for that matter ) lookswise , but she did have class .

[Bon mots]

It must be true! I saw it in the grocery store check out line! :)

It took "The National Enquirer" to break the story of John Edwards' affair and child, as the MSM knew all about it and would not report it. The same for Jesse Jackson's affair.

[LS]

Exactly. Who would “do” a linebacker?

[angcat]

EWWWW. That is before her nose job.

[Red Barr]

Is she having a love fest with a he or she?

[Cobra64]

[Mountain Mary]

Malia is his. Sasha is not.

[SamsJams]

Love me some “big legged woman” .... Freddie King
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wGU3sInI-o

[luvbach1]

...the agent would be transferred off detail immediately is my guess.

Article stated that agent was not one on her detail.