Santorum - he’s in his 50’s but his demeanor is like a kid in the 6th grade raising his hand hoping that the teacher calls on him so he can prove he’s really smart, right before he goes home and drinks the Ovaltine his Mom made for him.
Not that there’s anything wrong with Ovaltine.
Ovaltine + Peppermint schnapps = mmmmmm when cross-country skiing...