Picture this. "Thank you for coming to this pre audit Ms. White. I can tell you that you are in serious trouble with your taxes and may be facing several years in a federal prison unless you can come up with several million dollars.... I would like to offer you a solution however, If you will go on television and read this script I can make ALL of your troubles disappear. You see. you really have no choice here. Either you smear Mr. Cain or you go to prison and we sell your 5 year old daughter to a certain businessman in Thailand...."
I see reality has left the building.