Posting the same thing you did a few minutes ago is a sign of superior logic skills and reasoning, eh?
On second thought, DU ***is*** the place for you. When your reaction to hearing Cain described as a conservative is the mocking, puerile “BWAHAHAHA!”, then DU is indeed your natural habitat. They react identically to hearing a man defended as a good conservative—and it’s equally disgusting and childish.
If it walks like a duck....