Good image!
But you forgot to mention that the U-haul also contains an unstable IED, a ticking time bomb, a/k/a Newt's big and occasionally uncontrollable mouth.
This bomb may go off during the primary season, or it may go off after Newt gets the GOP nomination, virtually guaranteeing that Newt's opponent will beat him handily.
Moreover, I predict that whether the explosion occurs in the pre- or in the post-primary season, the majority of today's hot-to-trot Newt-boosters will be asking themselves:
“What on Earth was I thinking? Why did I ever fall for this reprobate’s overblown verbiage? Why in the name of Creation did I ever support him?”
“Newt is U-Haul truck, and it’s full of baggage
U-Haul trucks can also haul off garbabe and that’s exactly what the Newt U-HAUL will do to the piece of garbage that is currently in the WH.