[Darren McCarty]

“Yes, I took the furniture. I was going to give it back, but haven’t had a chance to.”

Congratulations. You just confessed to a felony. I don't know which is dumber. Committing it? Or confessing it and rationalizing it? You invaded this man's home, and took his stuff.

How was this dipshit able to make it to age 32?

[spokeshave]

Scott, pictured in the above mug shot, is being held in lieu of $20,000 bond in the county jail. Arrest records list the Virginia native's occupation as "nutritional aid."

Ha....so make him into soylent green

(Doesn't look too savoury from the pic)