That was good.
Now maybe you can recreate the 3 am conversation that Newt had with his wife when he told her that he was out catting around with another woman.
Oh wait. He didn’t have that 3 am conversation. Sorry. I suppose you need to have character, even if you don’t need consultants.
A 3 a.m. conversation of a President in a catastrophic or urgent matter, is and should be of great concern to all. How a President would respond is no JOKING matter, but Cain can't Hep' himself, all he does is joke about things and issues with mumbo jumbo doublespeak. When caught, it's back to "What I meant was". who needs that?
I do believe he has the Political Talk (doubletalk) down pat.